>I walked into a Blim pie's with a
>buy-one-get-one-free coupon for a sandwich. I handed it to the girl and
>she looked over at a little chalkboard that said
>"buy one-get one free". "They're already buy-one-get-one-free", she
>said, "so I guess they're both free". She handed me my free sandwiches
>and I walked out the door.
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>They walk among us and many work retail.
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>A friend of mine bought a new fridge for his
>house. To get rid of his old fridge, he put it in his front yard and
>hung a sign on it saying: "Free to good home. You want it, you take
>it." For three days the fridge sat there without even one person
>looking twice at it. My friend decided that people were too untrusting
of
>this
>deal. It looked too good to be true, so he changed the sign to read:
>"Fridge for sale $50." The next day someone stole it.
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>One day I was walking down the beach with
>some friends when one of them shouted, "Look at that dead bird!"
>Someone looked up at the sky and said, "Where?"
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>While looking at a house, my brother asked
>the real estate agent which direction was north because, he explained,
>he didn't want the sun waking him up every morning. She asked, "Does
>the sun rise in the north?" When my brother explained that the sun
>rises in the east, and has for sometime, she shook her head and said,
>"Oh, I don't keep up with that stuff."
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>I used to work in technical support for a
>24/7 call center. One day I got a call from an individual who
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>   asked what hours the call center
>was open. I told him, "The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7
>days a week." He responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time?" Wanting
>to end the call quickly, I said, " Uh, Pacific."
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>My colleague and I were eating our lunch in
>our cafeteria, when we overheard one of the administrative assistants
>talking about the sunburn she got on her weekend drive to the shore.
>She drove down in a convertible, but "didn't think she'd get sunburned
>because
>the car was moving."
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>My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car
>designed to cut through a >>seat belt if she gets trapped. She
>keeps it in the trunk.
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>My friends and I were on a beer run and
>noticed that the cases were discounted 10%. Since it was a big party,
>we bought 2 cases. The cashier multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a
>20% discount.
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>I was hanging out with a friend when we saw a
>woman with a nose ring attached to an earring by a chain. My friend
>said, "Wouldn't the chain rip out every time she turned her head?" I
>explained that a person's nose and ear remain the same distance
>apart no matter which way the head is turned.
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>I couldn't find my luggage at the airport
>baggage area, so I went to the lost luggage office and told the woman
>there that my bags never showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry
>because she was a trained professional and I was in good hands. "Now,"
>she asked me, "has your plane arrived yet?"
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>While working at a pizza parlor I observed a
>man ordering a small pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook
>asked him if he would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about
>it for some time before responding. "Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't
>think I'm hungry enough to eat 6 pieces."
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>Yep, They Walk
>Among Us!
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>They walk among us, AND they reproduce!
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