haven't updated Mom's Jokes but today's reminded me too much of a few USAT folks that I had to share it.

TWENTY NINE LINES TO MAKE YOU SMILE

 

Thanksgiving Divorce
>
> A man in Jacksonville calls his son in San Diego the day
> before Thanksgiving and says, 'I hate to ruin your day, but I
> have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing;
> forty-five years of misery is enough.

>
> 'Pop, what are you talking about?' the son screams.
We can't
> stand the sight of each other any longer,' the father says.

> 'We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about
> this, so you call your sister in Denver and tell her.
'
>
> Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone.

> 'Like heck they're getting divorced,' she shouts, 'I'll take
> care of this,'
>
> She calls Jacksonville immediately, and screams at her
> father, 'You are NOT getting divorced.
Do not do a single
> thing until I get there.
I am calling my brother back, and we
> will both be there tomorrow.
Until then, don't do a thing, DO
> YOU HEAR ME?' and hangs up.

>
> The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife.
'Okay,'
> he says, 'they're coming for Thanksgiving and paying their own way



An Oldie but Goodie from Mom's recycled old jokes, but I do like this one.

Most of these just go directly to the Mom's Email Jokes section but today they were cuter than usual and it is Halloween and a beautiful day outside.